Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Buildings Constructed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4532	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ores Mined:	3678
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	503918	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magic Items Found:	6688
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4351	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.