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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3949 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2688 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
