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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6553 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3601 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
