A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3529 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4239 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!
Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Farms Harvested: | 570 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
