ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Farms Harvested:	779
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4674
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1261	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.