Zephyria – Where dragons steal diamonds and wizards join forces to fight over enchanted dirt.

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Zephyria Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Kingdoms	Join one of the 4 main kingdoms
Classes	Choose and level up your class – rogue, wizard, paladin, necromancer, etc
Quests	Embark on epic quests
War	Go to war against your enemies
Treasures	Loot amazing treasures from dungeon mods
Render Distances	Enjoy stunning render distances with Distant Horizons

FAQ

Q: When will the server be launching?

A: The server will be launching in mid June.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for the modpack link, server IP, and whitelist information: https://discord.gg/zephyria

Q: Is the server suitable for all types of PCs?

A: Yes, the server is optimized for performance even on lower-end PCs.

Q: How can I learn more about the server before joining?

A: Watch our teaser trailer here: https://youtu.be/xFpXq5W649I

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	7276	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Jack’s Epic Quest: Chaos Busters

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and only YOU can help Jack defeat it! Join now and choose your favorite boss to battle, your favorite weapon/armor design to slay your enemies in style, and your favorite class combination to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with creepers who just want to be your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the legendary hero who saves the server from total destruction.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BoomerCraft: Where the ‘mid 30s’ crowd rules the block!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Are you tired of being a lone wolf in real life? Well, fear not because on our server, you will never be alone again!

Join us and you will be surrounded by a community of awesome players who are always ready to have a good time. No more sitting in your house alone all day, now you can build and explore with your new virtual friends!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will embark on exciting adventures and face off against fearsome mobs. You’ll even have the chance to team up with other players and conquer epic dungeons together.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job or a girlfriend when you can have all the fun you want right here? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

🌟 Why join our server? Here are some insane reasons:

Unlimited diamonds that fall from the sky every hour! 💎💎💎
Build your own indestructible castle made of pure obsidian! 🏰
Experience epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers from their eyes! 💥👀
Join forces with friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for free! 🤝✨
Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure chests that contain unlimited loot! 🎁💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fembot’s Funhouse: Where Creepers and Chickens Coexist

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a unicorn’s butt.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SuomiCraft: Where Vikings and Creepers Collide

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where reindeers roam freely, saunas are on every corner, and the Northern Lights dance in the sky every night. Yes, we’re talking about Finland – in Minecraft form!

Join our server and embark on quests to find the legendary Moomin creatures, build your own igloo village, and challenge other players to a wife-carrying competition . Don’t forget to visit the Angry Birds theme park and ride the rollercoaster made entirely of licorice !

But beware, there are rumors of a giant talking snowman who guards a treasure trove of Nokia phones . Will you have what it takes to defeat him and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness of Minecraft Finland!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VShojo+ MineCraft Mayhem

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some late-night shenanigans! Join us on an adventure like no other as we explore the virtual world with our VShojo crew!

Imagine mining diamonds with Froot, building epic structures with GEEGA, and battling mobs with Haruka. Henya will be there to guide you through the toughest challenges, while Hime will keep you entertained with her hilarious commentary. Kson will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master.

But that’s not all! Kuro will lead you on quests to uncover hidden treasures, Mata will enchant your gear with powerful spells, and Mel will keep the creepers at bay with her incredible skills. Michi will provide endless laughs, Mouse will keep things interesting with her unpredictable antics, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

Join us for a virtual party like no other! Dive into the world of VShojo and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest gaming community on the internet!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like pretending to break your arm for sympathy! Imagine the laughs you’ll have as you walk around with a fake cast, fooling everyone into thinking you’re a helpless cripple. And hey, if anyone questions your injury, just show them your totally legit medical paper from a bribed doctor. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and start living your best fake injury life! #MinecraftGoals #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	4497
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	37875
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.