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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9816 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 923496 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Are you tired of living in a world where your mind is as quiet as a library during finals week? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a chaotic, non-stop rollercoaster of madness that will make your brain feel like it’s on a never-ending vacation in the Bahamas.
From explosive creeper parties to epic llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).
So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to your peaceful, serene existence. Embrace the chaos, embrace the insanity, and most importantly, embrace the fun!
