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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 59074 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.
once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.
also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
