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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1785 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.
so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.