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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 547 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.
you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.
so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.
