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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.
so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?
