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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7770 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!