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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8156 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!