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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6084 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2997 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!