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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 597 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6915 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 81 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!