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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5819 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!