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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8411 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!