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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3250 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5164 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!