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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9354 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!