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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2010 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!