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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5114 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2678 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4840 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 3995 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!