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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8379 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!