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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!