| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
New Survival Server Based In Asia, Malaysia
play.zarsmc.xyz
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9565 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 546 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6750 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5189 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1837 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8978 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Magic Items Found: | 7724 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7783 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Votes: | 3917 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6265 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2615 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2976 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 175 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6006 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9769 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1777 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7345 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1058 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 81 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
