ZaPVP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BroBroBucksNoLuck

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4644
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7441
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crops Grown:	7429	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	4606

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2276	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2413	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	31