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MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4337
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	108

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GlowedUpGang

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Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Buildings Constructed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	669	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	7406	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	158773	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3063	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1