ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
New Chunks Explored:	892534	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	846

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bucha’s Drone Busters

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Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	8731	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	159	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	403	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Emeralds Found:	5601
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9111	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	511
Animals Bred:	79	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.