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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7210 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure within, Zendaya herself will appear and challenge you to a build battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when defeated. And if you collect enough enchanted bacon, you can summon a magical unicorn to ride around the server in style.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the wild adventures begin! Just remember, no homo when it comes to banging Zendaya in the bunghole.