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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2191 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
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