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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4126 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Votes: | 8559 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3306 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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