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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6540 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
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