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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8840 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
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