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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1290 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!