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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3781 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!