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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4253 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4003 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!