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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6961 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2265 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).
So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?