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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 631 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).
So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?