Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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