”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	718	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Potions Brewed:	197
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magic Items Found:	1569	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Buildings Constructed:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!