Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 3396
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 229 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Animals Bred: 160
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crops Grown: 5106 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Animals Bred: 129 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3776 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Potions Brewed: 190

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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