”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PixelatedNightmares

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Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cake Party Time!

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come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1404
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10