””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9904
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8985	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8287
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	1958
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	220
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Items Found:	7825
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	714	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ores Mined:	9420	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dimension Hops:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.