””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	New Chunks Explored:	752905
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	9850	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	929951	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3321	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Void Gems Collected:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5463
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!