””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6683	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5781	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ores Mined:	1203
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8841	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	6657
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	1490
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Star Shards Collected:	263	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5531	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!