””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7671	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	7020	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	1071
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	6307	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	231	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!