””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Buildings Constructed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	9415	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	936	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	147	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Items Found:	2112
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6558
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.