””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	135
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	2802
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6465
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Emeralds Found:	6278
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4964	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5424	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1533
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	109	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.