””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Gems Collected:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mines Excavated:	1921	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	158
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	9567

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.