””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	369	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	80	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.