””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	855	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	606944
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9110
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	6997
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Farms Harvested:	193	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	238210	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	209	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mines Excavated:	3510	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	838374	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	309363
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	9858	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!